Mafia tee ruk meets Jerry Springer

[Melissa]

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Announcer: Please welcome....Jerry Springer!

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

*Jerry walks around and greets each audience member*

Jerry: Welcome! Today's guests have shocking confessions. Everybody meet Pat Boung. Pat Boung , what brings you to our show today?

Pat Boung: What's up Jerry! Basically I'm here today to tell my boyfriend that I'm cheatin' on him.

Jerry: Why am I not surprised.....

Pat Boung: Jerry , that ain't the only secret I got.

Jerry: Is that so?

Pat Boung: I also wanna tell him that I'm a prostitute and I'm in love with my pimp!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

Pat Boung: At least I'm good at it! *flashes the crowd*

Jerry: You want to leave your boyfriend for a pimp!? Why?

Pat Boung: Jerry he ain't just a pimp , he MY pimp!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: Do you want me to bring him out?

Audience: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: Ok , welcome Mint!

*Mint walks out and sits down*

Jerry: Welcome to the show Mint!

Mint: What's up Jerry?

Jerry: Do you know why you're here?

Mint: No. I know my girl wanna tell me something but I don't know what it is.

Pat Boung: You know we been havin' problems for while now and I brought you on here today to tell that I'm cheatin' on you..

Audience: OOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Mint just looks shocked and hurt*

Pat Boung: That ain't the only thing , I'm a prostitute and I'm in love with my pimp.

Mint: What the *bleep!* is this!? Not only are you cheatin' on me , you been sellin' your *bleep!*?

Pat Boung: I'm sorry. I ain't in love with you no more!

Audience: WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! WHORE!

Jerry:*calms the crowed* She admitted it!

Audience: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Mint: Jerry , get that punk out here! I'm gone whoop his ass!

Jerry: We'll meet him when we come back!

Ch.2 later Hahahahaha! I just thought it would be funny to have the mafia tee ruk characters kick the crap out of each other too

 

[tastesweetlove]

Ahahahha it's like a Jerry Springer series. Mafia Tee Ruk----loves of issues. love it!!

 

[jeeja]

^^^haha. i know, a total series of jerry hehe...
i can't wait for more.
lmao...i don't know, but i'm loving it ^___^

 

[Melissa]

Ch.2

Jerry: Welcome back! Earlier we were talking with Pat Boung who is a prostitute that wants leave her boyfriend Mint for her pimp. Let's bring out the pimp. Everybody , meet Chen!

*Chen walks out with flowers. He gives the flowers to Pat Boung and frenches her. Mint runs over and tackles Chen , punching him*

Audience: YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

*security breaks up the fight*

Chen: Punk ass *bleep!* Don't be hatin' cause your girl want a real man!

*Mint tries to attack Chen and security stops him*

Jerry: Chen , welcome to the show. So uh , *chuckling* you're a pimp?

Chen: That's right Jerry! I'm a damn good pimp too!

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: Chen do you love Pat Boung?

Chen: Yeah , Jerry. I love her.

Jerry: Ok , if you love Pat Boung why do want her to be a prostitute?

Chen: I ain't makin' her do nothin'. She's good at it.

Mint: Mother*bleep!* punches Chen. They're rolling around choking each other*

Audience: HIT HIM WITH THE FLOWERS! HIT HIM WITH THE FLOWERS! HIT HIM WITH THE FLOWERS! HIT HIM WITH THE FLOWERS!

*Mint picks up the bouquet and and starts beating Chen with it. Security separates them*

Jerry: Chen I understand you're in a relationship too.

Chen: Yeah Jerry , but I don't want her no more.

Jerry: We'll meet her when we come back!

Ch. 3 later. I think I'll write a Daoprasook meets Jerry fic in the future.

 

[jeeja]

haha...i can't stop laughing.
i missed ur update. haven't been laughing in a while XD

daoprasook, lol this is gonna b interestin'

 

[Saifah]

LMFAO i JUST DiED LAUGHiNG!

 

[tastesweetlove]

ahaha i love this part: "Audience: HIT HIM WITH THE FLOWERS! HIT HIM WITH THE FLOWERS! HIT HIM WITH THE FLOWERS! HIT HIM WITH THE FLOWERS!"