Holiday Cake! Enjoy!

MSG 4RM YINGNA:
**Hey! I got this GREAT RECIPE 4rm my co-worker... Doode... Ima so totally going to try out this recipe... hehe... READ ON... YOU'LL LIKE IT AS MUCH AS I DO... HEHE...**

This is a great recipe, just make sure to read the directions carefully! Happy drinking, I mean baking!

Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp. baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp. salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 2 cups of dried fruit
* 1 bottle tequila

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl.
Check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
Just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

Bingle Jells!
 
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