FICTION DISCUSSION

cutefuzzy

maplestory addict xD
omg..im really starting to feel this thread is cursed...hw hard i try to turn in to Pooh..it ended up bak to SEX XD
 

cutefuzzy

maplestory addict xD
yesh granny XD
this remind me of anotha story...
i was entering SW frm the computers in my campus computer lab(lecture was boring....)
so...my frenz saw SW banner...Ken on Ann..n their like...

"Oh no an....why r u in this kind of website"

"huh?what...what website?...this is my lakorn page..."

"*cough* the banner an...i finally noe the REAL an"

"Oh THAT banner....nonono....its a lakorn...EVERY lakorn is like that"

lol... :loool: :loool: :loool:
 

nikki1786

LizQuen
aww my innocent lil kaka.. :loool:

ugh i stumble upon something today bout sex..

"An average penis length of five erect and three flaccid inches is normal for men—that’s significantly smaller than what most men think is normal.

“Generally, every man (and woman) believes the ultimate in sexiness and masculinity is to have a larger-than-average penis,� says sexologist Dr. Trina Read. “The fact is, men with large penises often find it difficult to find a partner who is comfortable having intercourse and giving oral sex.�

During intercourse, penis size has little to do with partner satisfaction. Most of the sensitive nerve endings are concentrated close to a woman’s vaginal opening—which means a penis of any size can be highly pleasurable.

“What most women really want is technique,� says Dr. Read. The upside? A man who masters his technique in bed may get away with falling asleep right after sex."

By Laurie Pawlik-Kienlen for MSN Health & Fitness

^^just this part caught my attn :loool:
that also explains why the p'ek are always super sleepy in the lakorn after an "r"..
TRUE... that's why WOMEN gets bored sometimes with MEN when they have sex... did you check out if there's any percentage... if how many guys knows more about techniques?
personally, i ask my brothers about sex... its true. plus, my brothers told me that its normal to a guy who watch PORNS and read bold magazines for their masterbation.


one of those hit and run deal??!! :lol:
the one i saw was the female dog was running because the male dogs were chasing her. but in the end she was raped by 10 dogs... as far as i can remember.

does anyone know that the true meaning of BITCH is a female dog actually?

omg..im really starting to feel this thread is cursed...hw hard i try to turn in to Pooh..it ended up bak to SEX XD
no... its the curse of our fingers... who wants to type about SEX...

the curse of the SeX thread!!! :lol:
ok, curse of fingers to type S-E-X.

yesh granny XD
this remind me of anotha story...
i was entering SW frm the computers in my campus computer lab(lecture was boring....)
so...my frenz saw SW banner...Ken on Ann..n their like...

"Oh no an....why r u in this kind of website"

"huh?what...what website?...this is my lakorn page..."

"*cough* the banner an...i finally noe the REAL an"

"Oh THAT banner....nonono....its a lakorn...EVERY lakorn is like that"

lol... :loool: :loool: :loool:

my friends were like.... "oh, here you go again NIKKI... you're such a bitch....", its NORMAL and they knew me as ME, joking around with sex topic.
 

cutefuzzy

maplestory addict xD
TRUE... that's why WOMEN gets bored sometimes with MEN when they have sex... did you check out if there's any percentage... if how many guys knows more about techniques?
personally, i ask my brothers about sex... its true. plus, my brothers told me that its normal to a guy who watch PORNS and read bold magazines for their masterbation.
the one i saw was the female dog was running because the male dogs were chasing her. but in the end she was raped by 10 dogs... as far as i can remember.

does anyone know that the true meaning of BITCH is a female dog actually?
no... its the curse of our fingers... who wants to type about SEX...
ok, curse of fingers to type S-E-X.
my friends were like.... "oh, here you go again NIKKI... you're such a bitch....", its NORMAL and they knew me as ME, joking around with sex topic.
-no percentage on my side...but i remembered watchin a documentary on native african man...OMFG....their
DICK
is soooo huge...that they need to use an elephant trunk to cover it up....gosh...idk whether i should be happy/pity those ladies who become their wife...imagine...ayaya...

-do u noe tat some guys dont masturbate?not cos they gt prob or wateva....but cos our religion Islam prohibit masturbation

-poor dog...but then again...maybe she liked it?

-mr wiki said this...

Bitch is a term for the female of a canine species in general. It is also frequently used as a term for a malicious, spiteful, domineering, intrusive, or unpleasant person, especially a woman. This second meaning has been in use since around 1400.[1] When used to describe a male, it may also confer the meaning of "subordinate", especially to another male, as in prison.[citation needed] Generally, this term is used to indicate that the person is acting outside the confines of their gender roles, such as when women are assertive or aggressive, or when men are passive or servile. More recent variants of bitch are bitchy, ill-tempered (1925), and to bitch, to complain (1930).[1]

-curse of the fingers?NOooOOOoo...my fingers r good lil finger...

-ahahaha...yeah...i got it...gosh...so many misunderstanding due to tat banner u noe.. :loool:
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
eeeeek the poor dog was ganged 'r' ..awww (nikki you didnt help the poor dog? oh wait i would be afraid to try to scare them off too) nvm..

:lol: there was no percentage on how many guys knows bout the techniques..other than that part i showed you the topic was quite boring LOL

yep the "b" word is used for a female dog..how it was used against a human err more toward the female gender ..i have no idea.. :huh:
 

cutefuzzy

maplestory addict xD
i took the quiz at the SHOUTOUT forum...n this is wat i gt...LOL!

using my full name...

Name: nur raihan chia bt. farid chia
Age: 18
Fav Color: Baby blue

Your gentleman will be -- Funny
... A great dancer (HUH?!??!)
... Plays Classical Guitar
Have -- Beautiful Smile
Annual Salary -- $393,319.50
Will Spend the Rest of Your Lives Together (8) - Yes - (8)

OMG...this is hilarious...

Name: An
Age: 18
Fav Color: Baby blue

Your gentleman will be -- Funny
... HOT <--Yummy...
... Plays Classical Guitar
...A family man
HAVE - A nice ASS <--ahaha...cant wait to see it in the future XD
Annual Salary -- $341,889.71
Will Spend the Rest of Your Lives Together (8) - It is certain - (8)
 

hanjieun30

sarNie OldFart
LMAO.... i've seen a dog rape by other dogs...
me too!!! :loool: i've also seen rabbits and cats doing it... and one time, my stupid dog humped on my leg and he was pumping like crazy!! he was raping my leg!! :loool: i got mad at him and i sent him out and told him to find a girl dog... :lol:

and one more, i've seen a show in national geographic... i think it's called WILD SEX.. :lol: the show is about animals doing it... i've learned that lions are sex maniac... they can do it several times a day.. :loool: the show is like a porn show of animals... :loool: it's crazy... but i'm even crazier for watching that...
 

nikki1786

LizQuen
-no percentage on my side...but i remembered watchin a documentary on native african man...OMFG....their
DICK
is soooo huge...that they need to use an elephant trunk to cover it up....gosh...idk whether i should be happy/pity those ladies who become their wife...imagine...ayaya...

-do u noe tat some guys dont masturbate?not cos they gt prob or wateva....but cos our religion Islam prohibit masturbation

-poor dog...but then again...maybe she liked it?

-mr wiki said this...

Bitch is a term for the female of a canine species in general. It is also frequently used as a term for a malicious, spiteful, domineering, intrusive, or unpleasant person, especially a woman. This second meaning has been in use since around 1400.[1] When used to describe a male, it may also confer the meaning of "subordinate", especially to another male, as in prison.[citation needed] Generally, this term is used to indicate that the person is acting outside the confines of their gender roles, such as when women are assertive or aggressive, or when men are passive or servile. More recent variants of bitch are bitchy, ill-tempered (1925), and to bitch, to complain (1930).[1]

-curse of the fingers?NOooOOOoo...my fingers r good lil finger...

-ahahaha...yeah...i got it...gosh...so many misunderstanding due to tat banner u noe.. :loool:
lol... :loool: now we talk bitch... lmao XD


eeeeek the poor dog was ganged 'r' ..awww (nikki you didnt help the poor dog? oh wait i would be afraid to try to scare them off too) nvm..

:lol: there was no percentage on how many guys knows bout the techniques..other than that part i showed you the topic was quite boring LOL

yep the "b" word is used for a female dog..how it was used against a human err more toward the female gender ..i have no idea.. :huh:
do you want me to get a rabist out of that 10 dogs raping the female dog....? LMAO XD

me too!!! :loool: i've also seen rabbits and cats doing it... and one time, my stupid dog humped on my leg and he was pumping like crazy!! he was raping my leg!! :loool: i got mad at him and i sent him out and told him to find a girl dog... :lol:

and one more, i've seen a show in national geographic... i think it's called WILD SEX.. :lol: the show is about animals doing it... i've learned that lions are sex maniac... they can do it several times a day.. :loool: the show is like a porn show of animals... :loool: it's crazy... but i'm even crazier for watching that...


oh, don... i havent seen a rabbit yet making ou... ^^
 

ohitsnoyyy

Mama Noy ♥️
omg! now we're talking about animals having sex!??! :eek: oh man you ladies are wild....!

I've seen two elephants having sex on the discovery channel once. ewww it was gross! :lol:

I won't get into details. lol.
 

nikki1786

LizQuen
omg! now we're talking about animals having sex!??! :eek: oh man you ladies are wild....!

I've seen two elephants having sex on the discovery channel once. ewww it was gross! :lol:

I won't get into details. lol.

i saw that one too Noy... ^^ i love watching discovery channel LMAO XD~! influence by my pet lover friend.
 

cutefuzzy

maplestory addict xD
lol... :loool: now we talk bitch... lmao XD
do you want me to get a rabist out of that 10 dogs raping the female dog....? LMAO XD
oh, don... i havent seen a rabbit yet making ou... ^^
lol...no more pooh?awww

omg! now we're talking about animals having sex!??! :eek: oh man you ladies are wild....!

I've seen two elephants having sex on the discovery channel once. ewww it was gross! :lol:

I won't get into details. lol.
omg....come on..details...i didnt watch it...gosh...elephants 0_0

hahaha. I seen two flies do it once too. haha. & two roaches... :loool:
flies yes...but roaches???? :loool:
 

hanjieun30

sarNie OldFart
oh, don... i havent seen a rabbit yet making ou... ^^
the rabbits still look cute while they are doing it... :loool:


omg! now we're talking about animals having sex!??! :eek: oh man you ladies are wild....!

I've seen two elephants having sex on the discovery channel once. ewww it was gross! :lol:

I won't get into details. lol.
i've seen that one too!!! :loool: gosh... the elephant's banana is so big and long... scary... :lol: the male elephant was running after the female... and the male elephant is already having an erection... you can see the semen coming out from his dick...eeewww... :loool:
 

nikki1786

LizQuen
the rabbits still look cute while they are doing it... :loool:
i've seen that one too!!! :loool: gosh... the elephant's banana is so big and long... scary... :lol: the male elephant was running after the female... and the male elephant is already having an erection... you can see the semen coming out from his dick...eeewww... :loool:

that is why i prefer cute animals.... so as the RABBIT... ^_^ :lol:
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
omg! now we're talking about animals having sex!??! :eek: oh man you ladies are wild....!

I've seen two elephants having sex on the discovery channel once. ewww it was gross! :lol:

I won't get into details. lol.
LOL Noy...yea them elephants are only cute til they starts to do "it" YUCKY!!!

ewwww... two roaches :lol: i havent seen that yet... LMAO XD
yikes..those were the my apt days..we were attacked by roaches..gosh big ones lil ones.. running amok! it was hecka gross.

the rabbits still look cute while they are doing it... :loool:
i've seen that one too!!! :loool: gosh... the elephant's banana is so big and long... scary... :lol: the male elephant was running after the female... and the male elephant is already having an erection... you can see the semen coming out from his dick...eeewww... :loool:
i think i seen rabbits..doing it when i was in my younger yrs.. *startin young i guess* :lol:

ewwwww yea i saw it on the discovery channel too..all i will say is ..you wont be able to eat after you watch them elephants!!! :eek: you'll be surprised how the female elephants survived after that encounter LMAO
 

nikki1786

LizQuen
LMAO XD..... mmmmm.... anyways, have you seen a HUMAN-ANIMAL sex???? its more gross... i bet you cant stand watching the video once you saw it. i saw two videos, one is the girl was having sex with her DOG, then the other one was the girl is having sex with the HORSE. can you believe that!?!
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
LMAO XD..... mmmmm.... anyways, have you seen a HUMAN-ANIMAL sex???? its more gross... i bet you cant stand watching the video once you saw it. i saw two videos, one is the girl was having sex with her DOG, then the other one was the girl is having sex with the HORSE. can you believe that!?!

LMAO yes..ive seen a lil still pic when i was attacked by the porn sites i told you bout last night..it was SUPER DIGUSTING! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... :blink:
 
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