Hahaha! your list is SO FUNNY! And of course, happens the most often! Of all the thai dramas I've watched in my lifetime, everything on your list is true!LOL But people eat up this stuff like candy. Numnao I guess. I'll add a few more.
52. You know you're meeting your soul mate/true love when you have a bad driving day and wreck into the opposite sex's car or run them over-Nothing like the threat of rising insurance costs to jumpstart the romance
53. N'ek is always an obnoxious little bi*** to the p'ek but acts like Ghandi without the brains to the bad guys and everyone else-guess multiple personality disorder is a must have for the n'eks
54. P'eks must also always have MPD, they are a perfect gentleman to the n'rais but behave like a big hairy abusing ape to the n'eks
55. There are 2 kinds of rapists (see #1 on 2cute2care's list), the second kind is the skanky bad girl who rapes p'eks usually by drugging them (Note: this kind of rape is not ok)
56. You know Thai people are in a foreign land when they have on 10 layers of clothing, hats, scarves and gloves, because winter is the only season that exists outside of Thailand
57. The bad guy/girl always goes crazy at the very end
58. The only place you're allowed to declare your true pure love is at the beach
59. Following this declaration of love, you're only allowed a forehead kiss, nevermind you've already raped the gal
60. You know who your destined soulmate is if their parents cheat your parents out of some serious cash and causes them to commit suicide
61. If you see twins, one is always good and the other is always evil and they must always fall in love with the same guy or girl
62. N'eks always run away towards the end when the guy finally decides to treat them better, but when they're treating you like crap you have to stay and take it
63. P'eks are unusually virile and/or n'eks are unusually fertile-it only takes one time to get pregnant (usually from the rape)
64. P'eks must never think their sperm is that super because they usually believe the n'eks are pregnant by someone else, nevermind that they were virgins before you
65. Its okay for your parents (usually the n'eks), to act as your pimp
66. If your in-laws hate your ass cause you're poor, chances are you're the long-lost son/daughter of some rich people
67. If both of you are rich then the best way to test the love is by pretending to be a servant in his or her house
68. All n'eks are candidates for the second Mother Theresa (the stupid brainless version anyway)
#59----------LAUGHING MY FREAKIN' ASS OFF! SO FUNNY! SO TRUE! WTF?! LOL!
LOL! I know right?! lol. And they always have makeup on when they're suppose to be poor. Like in Gaew Lom Phet! That chick was suppose to be poor but she wore so much makeup. Her eyes were so small, but she wore so much dark makeup and it made her eyes look even smaller. lol.I have one...
69. No matter how poor the guy or girl is they never wear the same clothes twice.
And that reminds me: All "new" lakorns are REMAKES!
But yep, that's why we all love thai lakorns! Because they're so easy to detect and hilarious!