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How sweet of the cop Zoe. Did you get his number? I got pulled over recently for driving too slow but that cop was stupid though because I was in the middle lane. How did I drive slow when I am sandwich between other cars. Anyway, he told me to get out the car but he was surprised at what he saw. I had two different shoes on. One was high heel the other was flat. I walked toward the cop with my skirt lifted to my knees. He kept his eyes on my shoes than look at me crazy lol.
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
@byebye, somehow 2 of your comments got cut off. That happened long ago plus it was at night so I was freaked out being pulled over, nowhere in mind I remember to ask his phone number lol. Why you have 2 different shoes on? Flat one on the foot you use to drive lol?
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Getting pulled over at night is just creepy. I don't care how cute the cop is it scared me still lol. I could not drive with the heel on so I changed the driving side to the flat. When I got pulled my sister could not find the other side of my heel so I got out the car with two different shoes. I walked to him like I was handicapped lol
sarN
sarN
haha. I don't think its handicap , more like DUI!
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
@byebye, he probably thought you had quite a taste in fashion lol, any other funny story ? Lol
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lol..and on the way back from the trip was worst. I had ate so much papaya salad with so much pepper in it I had diarrhea. The problem was my brother decided to take the road where there is no stores or houses around lol. My stomach hurt so bad I had goose bumps. All the while my brother kept on telling me to FART lol. I told him, I can't fart because if I do everything will come out!!!
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
Lmao!!!! That is like one of the worst feelings ever! I don't like road trips when you need to use the restroom & and you are in the middle of nowhere.
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
Well at least you were in the car with your family members. It would be embarrassing if with strangers lol.
sarN
sarN
That nothing, when I was living oversea , they hand me a shovel when ask for the restroom. Imagine me digging & crossing my leg & crying at the same time lol
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The road was so isolated it was like a 50 mile road. That was ridiculous lol. And my sister was such a typical Asian lady at the time. She wanted my brother to park the car so she can go pick something that was growing in a pond. Some sort of vegetable. I told her, if he does I am pooping in that damn pond so you don't get to pick a damn thing lol
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
Haha @ sarN & byebye, you ladies crack me up LMAO!!
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
Every time I go on a road trip or any trip, I would stay away from any food or drink that make you go #2 easily lol
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That was my intention Zoe, but I just can't past up on papaya salad that is my weakness lol. It was the worst feeling ever. I was sweating, bending down, squeezing my stomach. When my brother finally came to a gas station, I jumped out the car so fast before it was even stopped. But I could not used that restroom it was so dirty lol.
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
Gosh, yes I hate it when you need to use the restroom and it is beyond dirty that you rather hold it in then use restroom lol
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
*than
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
So what happened then? Your diarrhea just went away lol?
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hahahha...no. The thing was we went on the trip with about 20 people. So when I jump out of the car everyone got out too. Then I ran back to the car and said, let's go find another place that restroom is too dirty. Everyone rushed back to the car lol. My brother speed so we can get to a McDonald. And I ran to the restroom, only to find out the door does not lock lol. When someone tried to open the door I have to yell "I'm pooping!" lol
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
Hahaha....they only have one way to go out lol, when you got to go, you got to go lol
fun
fun
I was pretty darn lucky. I would have been paid a huge fine. I was stopped because one of my sister in the back seat didn't wear a seat belt. I have two nephews in the car. Only one of them was in a car seat. My 2 year old nephew was stuck in between my mom and sister. Luckily he was asleep and covered in a blanket. The entire time I didn't breathe.
Ms.Zoe
Ms.Zoe
@ fun, you were lucky!
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