Whats the dumbest spam mail you ever got?!

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Whats the dumbest spam mail you ever got?! Whats the best?!

Dumbest-
From: Kaia@localiy.com
Do You Want To Own Your Own Destiny, Penny! Literal Ability! Enlarge your penis!

Sorry.. my invisible penis can wait. I can imagine those losers (men/boys) clicking on it asap PUAHAHAH poor babies

Best-
i'm not rich yet, so lets wait and see.

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[noungning]

best spam? the hell is there a best? i have about 6000+ emails i haven't read yet... so i'll find one... but i might've came across many, because i have bad memory, i don't remember.

i like reading the horoscope ones, there are some that are so on point that it's freaky...

i really am annoyed of the survey ones... and the ones which require years of reading...

but one of them that i remember... it's a letter written to the mom and dad about how they are dying or seomthing... then in the end it was just that they failed a class or something... i can't believe i read all of that crap.