Rules of men..

margaretthao4

sarNie Adult
goodmorning all...here's another funny e-mail i received..just wanted to share a thursday morning laugh with yall! enjoy!

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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules " From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Get Sympathy from your girlfriends.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inamissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us!

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something r tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, Boobs, or Poker.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Have a happy thursday!
 

genkers

sarNie Juvenile
lol babeelai how is that selfish the lsit is so rue i mean come on how hard is it for you girls to put down the toilet seat yourself its not like its gonna kill u
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
no i wonder why the guys have to put the toilet seat up? i mean you guys stand when you do your business..is it the aiming???? with the seats down..its harder?? i just dont understand...and besides why do they make toilet seats that way anyways ...so that us men and women have to argue bout all the time..!

that was some funny stuff moh..thanks for sharing..i have been meaning to come read it ..but got sidetracked too many time.... :lol:
 

cecilia

Staff member
omg. i got a good laugh out of that but its' true.
i see it happen all the time around my brothers.

the toilet one is funny. i guess, it's a fair game for both genders :p
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
ami we put it up so that when we pee it don't go all over the seat

LOL uh theres toilet papers for wiping it down...not to be mean k... but then the bowl is big enough that it will go into the water... lmao does it really sprays all over the seat? sorry i had to ask..you know out of curiousity :lol: *and i know not all guys are like that..but i guess there are more lazy ones that i had thought!

i work with lots of guys/mens ..and boy they cant even aim ...
**even with the toilet seats up!!!** <_< its just disgusting...
 

sueliq

sarNie Hatchling
hahaha that list is funny.. and I must admit some is true.. some guys are inconsiderate, and some girls can't say what they want.

but for the toilet>> I think the reason why it stays down is because.. hypothetically if you really gotta go, not # 1 or #2, Imma talking about #8: WAR aka (diarrhea) :eek: .. you gotta go.. and the lid being down is the most comfortable..<<sorry to be so disgusting, but it gotta be said.. :arrg:
 

amikrazie

sarNie Oldmaid
hahaha that list is funny.. and I must admit some is true.. some guys are inconsiderate, and some girls can't say what they want.

but for the toilet>> I think the reason why it stays down is because.. hypothetically if you really gotta go, not # 1 or #2, Imma talking about #8: WAR aka (diarrhea) :eek: .. you gotta go.. and the lid being down is the most comfortable..<<sorry to be so disgusting, but it gotta be said.. :arrg:

LMFAO...man sueliq that last comment really cracked me up..and you are so right!... but why #8...lmao...i called it #3...a lil of 1 & 2..the liquids and the solids..LMAO sorry even im grossing myself out now... :lol:
 

sueliq

sarNie Hatchling
LMFAO...man sueliq that last comment really cracked me up..and you are so right!... but why #8...lmao...i called it #3...a lil of 1 & 2..the liquids and the solids..LMAO sorry even im grossing myself out now... :lol:
now that's disgusting :p I mean yeah you could call it #3, but i was just using the number for effect, cause you really got to go

hahah.. but thats just nasty, that i'm still cracking up << a lil of 1 & 2..the liquids and the solids>> WICKED :wacko:
 
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