how to win a pageant

leek18

sarNie Adult
i know how hahahahaha think about a very hard answer and which extremely powerful and that will make you win.
 

hamerica

sarNie Hatchling
If the juding is unfair, what could we do to improve it? Also the whole hmong pagent competition, what do you like to change?
 

nkaujhmooblauj

sarNie Adult
If the juding is unfair, what could we do to improve it? Also the whole hmong pagent competition, what do you like to change?

what can we do to improve it?
nothing.
you can e-mail the committee if you'd like...
they will never reply and stay in denial.
hmong people are really stubborn and don't like to admit their flaws...
friggin weirdos.
 

mly

sarNie Hatchling
pour your heart out to laos.
they will love you!
That too and make sure you show alot of skin. Shake that booty and try a split infront of the judges. You might not impress the lady judges but you will definitely impress the guys. :lol:

If your koom haum is the one doing the pagent and they sponser you, more likely you will win.
 

KEdoubleNY

sarNie Adult
If you got a brother or brothers in a gang or relatives or know people in a gang. Have the gang harass the judge and you'll sure get Top #1 in the beauty pageant.

Or if you got money to spend. Buy off the judge.

Other than that....you have to be the judges' cousin or relative to be in the Top 3.
 
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