❤ You know you are watching a Thai lakorn when...

Discussion in 'Thai' started by 2cute2care, Jan 12, 2007.

  1. 2cute2care

    2cute2care sarNie Juvenile

    You know you are watching a Thai lakorn when�

    1. Its okay for the guy to rape the a girl because rape = love
    2. Both the girl and the guy fall asleep after the rape
    3. The girl waits around after the rape until the next morning to then get away
    4. No legal charges are ever pressed against the guy for rape
    5. Girl likes to faint and be carried
    6. The girl- no matter how poor she is, always is the prettiest
    7. Guy always owns his own island, getaway cottage house, beach house- where everything is fully furnished
    8. Guy kidnaps girl to either his island or cottage far far away
    9. Servants listen in on their bosses
    10. There are always two sets of servants, the good ones and the bad ones
    11. The mother in law is a b_tch
    12. Guy and girl always look good even when they are asleep and even when they get up in the morning with full makeup on
    13. There is always a single good looking millionaire somewhere
    14. The bad girl is was wearing revealing clothes and too much makeup
    15. The main characters are the last to know anything relevant
    16. Misunderstandings can crap on for years (for viewers several episodes)
    17. When girl dresses up beautifully, the world around her goes into slow motion
    18. The main characters always accidentally walk and fall into each other
    19. The bad girl has always got her arms around the guy, even when they are not dating
    20. Sexual harassment is considered to be a sweet scene. aka slap kiss scene.
    21. At some point or another the guy carries the girl crave man style
    22. When girl is about to walk away, guy always manage to grab her arm in time and forcefully pull her towards him- without breaking her arm thus staring into each other eyes moment
    23. Girl and guy stare into each other eyes and are just about to kiss when some as* comes in and interrupts or the phone rings.
    24. Even when guy is engaged to another girl he flirts and can still fall in love with another girl
    25. When guy sleeps with girls, they are his kik (friends with benefits) but when guy sleeps/ rapes main girl she automatically becomes his wife
    26. Guy always have to force himself on girl to get any action
    27. Food is always order but never ate
    28. Guy and girl always some how have to sleep on the same bed
    29. The bad guys always have minions �stupid ones
    30. Bad girls always like the same guy as the good girl and bad guy always like the same girl as the good guy.
    31. Slap kiss is considered second base
    32. Girl turns her head around only to have her check be met by guys mouth (first base.. �Accidental kiss�)
    33. The main girl usually only has a few friends (often consisting one girl friend and a gay guy friend) even though she is the nicest, prettiest person in the entire lakorn.
    34. Main girl guy friend is either in love with her or is gay
    35. Guy is super rich but never really is seen working or at work.
    36. The cars they drive always have a red number plate
    37. Guy always mistake girl male friends as her lover
    38. Girl always easily listen and believes other people without much proof
    39. Girls takes forever to believe the guy, even with evidence
    40. Middle class does not exist, there is the rich and the poor only
    41. Girl is always a virgin
    42. Guy has been around the block
    43. Girl dates/engaged to another guy for so many years prior to meeting main guy but has never ever kiss or slept with her fianc�e�at most they have held hands.
    44. Guy/ girl run after the other at the air port looking frantically but only right at the end she/he finds one another but its too late because they did not see and board the plan
    45. Girl always manage to somehow fall on top of guy which leads to number 22 (see 22 if you have forgot)
    46. The bad girl always gets ganged raped
    47. When girl or guy gets jealous that�s when viewers know the characters love each other
    48. At one point or another someone goes into a coma
    49. Wills are always changed or fakes
    50. There is a birth mark (that happens to be shaped as a love heart) which distinguish the girl belongs to rich folks
    51. Jealously is the first way to tell if a guy likes the girl

    feel free to add to the list
  2. Kayla

    Kayla sarNie Adult


    OMG this list is hilarious!! :lol:

    I think you named it all. There's nothing left for us to add. :lol:
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  3. ceda_lee

    ceda_lee sarNie OldFart

    haha...I really enjoyed reading this list! Good job!
  4. iamnowhere

    iamnowhere sarNie Adult

    I especially like number 35... funnie stuff
  5. Phew

    Phew sarNie Fansubber

    lol the list is indeed funny, i think there's got to be more than those above just cant think, or maybe here's one the police would come after all the action has already happened or n'ek already saved by p'ek :rolleyes:

    It always (mostly) that p'ek would know where n'ek is kidnapped at and will always arrive on time to save her from getting killed or rape by others lol
  6. teedee

    teedee sarNie Oldmaid

    very true & funny. 555+++ i like it. :lol:
  7. kikiy916

    kikiy916 sarNie Juvenile

  8. so_real_gurl

    so_real_gurl sarNie Egg


    SO TRUE!!!

    I agree with phew, the main guy always knows where the girl is before something bad happens to her!
  9. sarN

    sarN sarNie Granny

    25. When guy sleeps with girls, they are his kik (friends with benefits) but when guy sleeps/ rapes main girl she automatically becomes his wife

    LOLLL>> so true.
  10. coolchic415

    coolchic415 sarNie Egg

    ahahaahh tats like soo true and hilarious lol
  11. jeanie

    jeanie sarNie Adult

    LOL :lol: But people eat up this stuff like candy. Numnao I guess. I'll add a few more.

    52. You know you're meeting your soul mate/true love when you have a bad driving day and wreck into the opposite sex's car or run them over-Nothing like the threat of rising insurance costs to jumpstart the romance
    53. N'ek is always an obnoxious little bi*** to the p'ek but acts like Ghandi without the brains to the bad guys and everyone else-guess multiple personality disorder is a must have for the n'eks
    54. P'eks must also always have MPD, they are a perfect gentleman to the n'rais but behave like a big hairy abusing ape to the n'eks
    55. There are 2 kinds of rapists (see #1 on 2cute2care's list), the second kind is the skanky bad girl who rapes p'eks usually by drugging them (Note: this kind of rape is not ok)
    56. You know Thai people are in a foreign land when they have on 10 layers of clothing, hats, scarves and gloves, because winter is the only season that exists outside of Thailand
    57. The bad guy/girl always goes crazy at the very end
    58. The only place you're allowed to declare your true pure love is at the beach
    59. Following this declaration of love, you're only allowed a forehead kiss, nevermind you've already raped the gal
    60. You know who your destined soulmate is if their parents cheat your parents out of some serious cash and causes them to commit suicide
    61. If you see twins, one is always good and the other is always evil and they must always fall in love with the same guy or girl
    62. N'eks always run away towards the end when the guy finally decides to treat them better, but when they're treating you like crap you have to stay and take it
    63. P'eks are unusually virile and/or n'eks are unusually fertile-it only takes one time to get pregnant (usually from the rape)
    64. P'eks must never think their sperm is that super because they usually believe the n'eks are pregnant by someone else, nevermind that they were virgins before you
    65. Its okay for your parents (usually the n'eks), to act as your pimp
    66. If your in-laws hate your ass cause you're poor, chances are you're the long-lost son/daughter of some rich people
    67. If both of you are rich then the best way to test the love is by pretending to be a servant in his or her house
    68. All n'eks are candidates for the second Mother Theresa (the stupid brainless version anyway)
  12. ice

    ice sarNie Hatchling

    I have one...

    69. No matter how poor the guy or girl is they never wear the same clothes twice.
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  13. exp0

    exp0 sarNie Juvenile

    70. Touching each other's hand (even just a brush) is considered as love at first sight.
    71. Storyline... is there any??
    72. No X-rated scene...
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  14. ChenrukNote

    ChenrukNote Goddess

    OMG so true, funny and yea LOL! :lol:
  15. 2cute2care

    2cute2care sarNie Juvenile

    73- mobile phones are useless, either no reception, low batteria or left it in the car when someone is trying to call with important infomation

    74- main girl is scared of the sound of thunder

    75- when suck out in no where it rains so main girl and guy have to go look for cover -normally there is a abandon house/cottage somewhere near by.

    76- there always a major event where everyone has to dress up and wear a mask- and of course main girl costume is the best

    77- even when someone adds only at bit of facial hair to their face- no one manages to recognise them.

    78- no matter how rich they are, their car always breaks down in the middle of nowhere and number 75 happens (look back at number 75)

    79- when talking to each other one person always turns there back to the other
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  16. cecilia

    cecilia Staff Member

    OMG..that's the most interesting and hilarious list ever...already close to 100 reasons..
    keep it coming..i love reading this list..wonder if this go through when they write the script in thailand..
    regardless..they sure know their viewers' taste of lakorn..LOL

    how about..

    the n'ek get a makeover when they want to reshape their old life *revenge genre*^^
  17. ChenrukNote

    ChenrukNote Goddess

    oh i have one to add to the list, when there are scenes where the nang'ek or girls have to get wet they are usually wearing white, i see that very often!!!! lol. :lol:
  18. misszaky

    misszaky sarNie Hatchling

    this is too funny. i so totally agree. =)
  19. tye-niranh

    tye-niranh sarNie Adult

    haha...that's freakin hillarious!!! so funny and so true! LOL
  20. Phew

    Phew sarNie Fansubber

    Here's another one:
    P'ek is the first to always say they love n'ek and she will most likely soften up to him and stop being mean lol. Very few that has n'ek say I love you first to p'ek :p

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